I agree with the others, Hollis! Please find some time to destress! You deserve a little fun.
Mikie- I wanted to tell a funny April Fool joke that totally backfired when I was a kid.
I decided to be 'cute' and put sugar in the salt shaker. I must have been about 11. The only problem was that I totally forgot about it. A few days later, my Dad was having steak for dinner and 'sugared' it.
Needless to say, I was not to happy about the outcome of that joke. I am sure I was grounded for some time after that one. You NEVER come between a Meat and Potatoes man and his steak!!!